Career Paths Aren’t Real

There’s a phrase adults love to throw at children: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

As if being is a job description. As if adulthood isn’t one long improv performance where everyone forgot the script and the set is on fire.

But we choose something anyway. We declare a “career path.” We pick a direction and panic-walk down it for 40 years.

The whole concept is adorable.

Career paths are the horoscopes of capitalism.

They predict nothing, explain nothing, and require belief to function. Career Paths Were Invented For People Who Needed Permission to Exist

Before capitalism, you were:

  • A hunter

  • A gatherer

  • A farmer

  • Or dead

That was the original career map. Zero networking events. Zero résumés written in a Starbucks while leaking cortisol. Then industry happened, and workers became LEGO bricks. You fit a slot or you starved. Psychologist Barry Schwartz called it “the tyranny of choice”: You can be anything, so failure is your fault.

So we invented:

  • LinkedIn endorsements

  • Personality tests

  • Career coaches named Trevor

  • And “five-year plans” that don’t survive five minutes

Because nobody knows what they’re doing. Your Career Path Is Just Socially Acceptable Fight-or-Flight You pick a job because:

  • Bills exist

  • Your parents needed a win

  • Your guidance counselor looked disappointed

  • You panicked in college

  • Someone offered benefits

  • The interview didn’t feel like prison

Survival mode wears business casual. We call that purpose.

The Slope is Slippery and Paved With Buzzwords

You start as "Entry Level." Good. Humble.

Your ambition grows, You climb a few rungs. Your LinkedIn headline expands like a tumor:

“Innovative, passionate, self-motivated multidisciplinary thought leader.”

Translation: You reply to emails quickly and cry in the bathroom silently.

Career progression is just:

  • More responsibility

  • Slightly more money

  • Increasingly unstable mental health

Leadership is when the crying gets scheduled.

Specialization Is Just Self-Inflicted Tunnel Vision

Career paths force you to:

  • Narrow curiosity

  • Sterilize creativity

  • Become a brand

  • Pretend you're “focused”

But your brain is a chaos gym designed to lift heavy “What if?” thoughts.

According to Harvard researcher Todd Rose: “linear careers don’t match nonlinear humans” You weren’t built to be one thing. You were built to be constantly upgrading messy software.

Climbing the Ladder Means Becoming the Ladder

At some point, the goal stops being fulfillment.

It becomes:

  • Promotion

  • Prestige

  • Performance reviews

  • And pretending you love quarterly planning

You start managing:

  • People

  • Budgets

  • Expectations

  • Your worsening urge to flee into the forest

Eventually, you become the very system that traumatized you. You are the office now. Congratulations.

You Aren’t Burned Out — You’re Underwhelmed by the Plot

Burnout isn’t fatigue. Burnout is the soul’s union strike. It’s the moment your inner self says:

“This storyline sucks. Write a new one.”

But instead of listening, we:

  • Buy planners

  • Drink iced anxiety

  • Download meditation apps

  • Pray the weekend resurrects us

You don’t need rest. You need a rewrite.

Purpose Isn’t Found — It’s Invented

Careers pretend to offer meaning. But meaning doesn’t appear on job descriptions. Meaning appears when you:

  • Choose curiosity over compliance

  • Build instead of wait

  • Question instead of perform

  • Become someone you would actually hire

Philosopher Alan Watts put it simply:

“Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing
than a long life spent in a miserable way.”

….But HR disagrees.

The Only Career Path That Exists Is Forward

Your experience isn’t a ladder — it’s a collage. Your résumé is an autobiography disguised as bullet points. Every weird job you’ve worked:

  • Taught you something

  • Broke something

  • Revealed something

That’s the path.

Not titles. Not promotions. Not whether you had healthcare. Just the unfolding of a consciousness with a deadline.

So What Should You Do Instead? (Here comes the motivational part disguised as sarcasm)

🌀 Quit worshipping consistency
Growth is chaotic.
If you’re not a contradiction, you’re not evolving.

🌀 Follow the skills that make you lose track of time
Not the ones that make you lose track of yourself.

🌀 Treat careers like experiments
Not prisons with pensions.

🌀 Aim for a life you don’t have to recover from

The goal is not to “get ahead.” The goal is to get free.

Your Legacy Isn’t a LinkedIn Timeline

When you die: Nobody will say, “Wow, they were so organized in Jira.”

They’ll talk about:

  • How you showed up

  • Who you became

  • What you gave a damn about

  • What madness you dared to try

Your real career is the one happening outside your job title.

Career Paths Aren’t Real

But fear is. Doubt is. Expectation is.
And the sinking feeling that life should feel bigger than this? That is the most real thing of all.

Instead of serving the system…

Draft a new one.
Then promote yourself there.

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